Auf Wiedersehen – Ingerland

We could have predicted the result four years ago.. what a complete fucking shambles. Sven, you join Graham Taylor as another English vegetable, yes you guessed it a rotten, cheating, money grabbing, waste of fucking space, tasteless Swede. Thank God you are going, but just look at the replacement, what hope have we got?

Rooney’s pikey temper got the better of him, whilst Carvallaho deserved to have his bollocks stamped on, probrably not the best idea to do it whilst the ref. is watching…prat. As for Ronaldo (winker) I hope, Rooney, Neville & Ferdinand take good care of him on the training pitch!!!!!!!

As for the game, we just weren’t good enough, against a decidedly mediocre Portugese team we should have done better, although a few chances went begging our tactics weren’t exactly revolutionary, 4-5-1 how agressive, Sven you are a complete nob, I hope the £20m you have taken from us doesn’t way you down too much, and if you think that those penalties were rehursed, you may as well have had David Blunkets dog take them, he may have scared the keeper with his bark.

Congratulations need to go to Hargreaves, he ran his heart out and looked fucking hungry unlike most of the rest of the team, I know I’m biased but Ashley, I think had a pretty good tournament and can leave with his head held high.

Lets look forward to South Africa, hopefully a new manager, and definitely a new captain, follolwing Beckhams well scripted press conference, I think Brooklyn wrote it?