Arsenal (0) V Barnet (0)……highlights??????

The most exciting event of the afternoon was seeing the new kit get its first competitive airing… hoo f**king ray!! The new season’s on its way.

It was good to see some of the youngsters get a run out, and also to know that none of this team were at the twat Coles wedding, what a knob, clearly that arogant c**t of an agent has convinced the intelectually challenged Cole that the whole Chelsea fiasco was Arsenal’s fault. What a pair of complete knobs!!!Arseblog.

It was a fairly one sided afair, with the young gunners having the majority of the chances, check out the full report at The Cannon.

Almunia looked excited being back at Underhill after his last game some 60 days ago in Paris?

 

By far the most impressive player on the pitch was Jeremie Aliadiere, who looked sharp, fast and hungry, just needs to work a bit on his finishing or was it just the Barnet keepers had a blinder? Captain for the 1st half was Zinedine Cygan (no head buts!!) even he looked impressive against a fairly lacklustre Barnet attack, their best chance falling to some short fat c**t who managed to sh*t himself when finding himself in the box with the ball at his feet, taking a swipe and tripping himself up as the ball just managed to roll into touch. TAXI for Mr. Short Fat C**t from Barnet…..

Ever wondered why Arsene can’t fill the team with young English talent, have a look at Stokes, clearly dodged a few salads over the summer break, lose some weight you fat bastard, and as for Alex Song, I hope we never see him grace The Emirates Stadium turf… you’re shite!