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Arsenal (0) V Barnet (0)……highlights??????

The most exciting event of the afternoon was seeing the new kit get its first competitive airing… hoo f**king ray!! The new season’s on its way.

It was good to see some of the youngsters get a run out, and also to know that none of this team were at the twat Coles wedding, what a knob, clearly that arogant c**t of an agent has convinced the intelectually challenged Cole that the whole Chelsea fiasco was Arsenal’s fault. What a pair of complete knobs!!!Arseblog.

It was a fairly one sided afair, with the young gunners having the majority of the chances, check out the full report at The Cannon.

Almunia looked excited being back at Underhill after his last game some 60 days ago in Paris?


By far the most impressive player on the pitch was Jeremie Aliadiere, who looked sharp, fast and hungry, just needs to work a bit on his finishing or was it just the Barnet keepers had a blinder? Captain for the 1st half was Zinedine Cygan (no head buts!!) even he looked impressive against a fairly lacklustre Barnet attack, their best chance falling to some short fat c**t who managed to sh*t himself when finding himself in the box with the ball at his feet, taking a swipe and tripping himself up as the ball just managed to roll into touch. TAXI for Mr. Short Fat C**t from Barnet…..

Ever wondered why Arsene can’t fill the team with young English talent, have a look at Stokes, clearly dodged a few salads over the summer break, lose some weight you fat bastard, and as for Alex Song, I hope we never see him grace The Emirates Stadium turf… you’re shite!


July 16, 2006 - Posted by | Matches


  1. I thought Stokes was Irish…

    Comment by Salvador | July 17, 2006 | Reply

  2. He is Irish. And while he may be over wieght, he remains a very good prospect.

    Comment by Jim | July 17, 2006 | Reply

  3. Appologies, I simply was refering to Stokes as a home grown player and he may well be a good prospect, it doesn’t get away from the fact that he was overweight, sluggish, and out of condition as opposed to most of the other players on show who had managed to retain their fitness. Get off the pies Stokesy and we’ll see how you perform then.

    Comment by elstreegooner | July 17, 2006 | Reply

  4. Seriously, what happened to him? I rate him, but if he doesn’t get more serious about his fitness, he’s not going to be around long.

    Feel you’re a bit harsh on Song. I also don’t want him starting at Ashburton (except Carling Cup) because he’s not ready. We’ll see in a couple of years.

    Comment by Dave | July 17, 2006 | Reply

  5. For a guy who’s been playing for about 5 yrs, Jeremie Aliadiere had the energy of a rookie!! Doesn’t he have some old injury though?

    Comment by lisa | July 18, 2006 | Reply

  6. With regard to Song, I’ve now seen him play a number of times, and he has been consistently unimpressive. He may have the fitness, but his distribution is crap. I doubt if Chelski, The Scum or Man USA are scared of facing him?

    Comment by elstreegooner | July 18, 2006 | Reply

  7. I know what you mean, elstree, he’s clearly not good enough to be in the first team this season. But he COULD get better. It’s not as though he’s Cygan who’s developed his game as far as it can go.

    lisa, Ali’s had three serious injuries. Have to give him a tremendous amount of credit for working hard and coming back.

    Comment by Dave | July 18, 2006 | Reply

  8. hes a great prospect an irish no doubt.i talked to him all summer and he didnt seem a bit overweight but youv yet to see the best of stokes.he will be class

    Comment by mick | July 25, 2006 | Reply

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